Suburban Commando

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In this movie, Hulk Hogan plays Shep Ramsey, an intergalactic warrior on a mission to capture an intergalactic criminal or something. We don't care. This movie is notable for one thing and one thing only:

I WAS FROZEN TODAY

This line. This line. Never before has there been such a quotable line.

Now, to avoid comparisons to a much better comedy site, let's never mention it again for the rest of the article.